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brendan: brendan is ok...if u consider being a complete psyco to be ok.uuuhh...yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
michael m: michael is a complete jackass who beats kids up for fun.if i could choose his "destiny" i'd shoot him in the face with an en-hamp beater-based economic rifle and handcuffs.and then i'd fire him for filing sexual harassment against the photocopier.and the i'd make the seductive secretary pluck his every last eyebrow.and then i'd (for no reason at all) create a wheel chair with a handi-cap gourmet and a handi-cap rapp-record featuring mel tourmette. handi-cap wheel chairs, just such a swell, swell way!
devin: devin is awkward in his own special deviny way.i never quite kno wuts actually going through his mind wen i talk to him.maybe male strippers...eugghh!!
kelli b: kelli is sometimes scaring me with her gothic rituals and stuff.she's always so quiet just sitting there probably doing voodoo on sum one rite now.
Spencer: Spencer is okay, now.... I only wrote that 'cuz we weren't friends before. Now were friends. I can't believe that we broke a friendship over a frickin' juice box! I mean how pathetic is that?! Now it's just a thing of the past. We don't talk 'bout it tho, so that's good..... A juice box! Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO screwed up! The F**K! meh! watever. you probably don't wanna listen to this so if you do then look at the post that says "For the ppl that wanted to listen to me bitch around."
vonage: vonage is a gay company who always goes who who who who whooooooooooo... and the only reason why i'm riting about it is because there's an ad that just popped up on my computer.
joe: joe scares me too with his magic trix and stuff.he does trix and then i tell him trix are for kids, not rabbits, silly!
i like cheese!
brendan always says funny things like "i saw you at the hippie convention yesterday!" or "if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off!" or "i am slowly going crazy 1,2,3,4,5,6, switch! crazy going slowly am i 6,5,4,3,2,1,switch!"
y'kno wut would B really funny? if a guy wuz standing there and then all of the sudden a dog bite him and foam started coming out of his mouth and then a guy came up to him and was like "he he! i'm gonna pop the bubbles!pop!pop!" and then he stared popping them and then he licked his finger and the he fell down and got foam coming from his mouth. now that would be fu-un-ny!
dylmaster:i never really found out who he was.maybe dylmaster is an acronym for his real name which is retsamlyd!
spencer: spencer is a wangster(wanna-be gangster) who gets angry at people when he trips over his own foot.and he hates people who don't give him juice-boxes. if i could do whatever i wanted then i'd take a machete and chop his arm off for him to bleed to death. or i'd take a shotgun and blast his face off. or i would even shoot him in the face with an en-hamp beater-based economic rifle and handcuffs. then i'd let george bush get him all screwed up.but tony blair already got bush screwed up when he said "how do you know that iraq has wepons of mass destruction?" and bush was like " we kept the receipts!" and they all lived horribly ever after! the end!
nikita: nikita is a jerk who never really knows why everyone hates her. and she also always bugs me about wut i rite on my website!(it's none of her biziniss!!!!!!!!!!!)
