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the time knows everything. even when you were born. when you had your first crush. when you first cried. when you touched the dead rat and then licked your finger. even when you peed your pants and you plotted to kill every person that ever laughed at you by shooting them in the face with an en-hamp beater-based economic rifle and hand-cuffs. the time even knows when you plot to sexually harrass the photocopier. it knows exactly to the last millisecond when you plan to take over the world with nacho cheese-covered butterflies. It even knows when you want to verbally hang-glide over the Texan military forces while dropping "FLAMING TOSTITOS" at George Bush's butt. the time knows everything, everyone, everytime, everywho, everywhat, everywhere, everywhen, everywhy, everyhow, everyif, every call that you've ever made to the dating hotline. it knows your greatest needs and greatest fears... and even your greatest poop!
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